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A REAL MAN - Loves his woman every day of the month.


TAGS: love women men blood
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Danny

rerun - November 23, 2010, 5:32 pm

Danny - you joining a motorcycle gang? I understand getting your "wings" is a sure way in.
motinet - November 23, 2010, 4:42 pm

5 salty lions!
Danny - November 23, 2010, 3:55 pm
Alive and kicking, sharing some golden nuggets every once in a while. ;-)
Faceplant31 - November 23, 2010, 3:41 pm
Holy shite, danny is alive. Nice fake BTW.


AND THE LORD SAID -


TAGS: i haven t gone too far have i
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

AudioStalker - August 20, 2010, 6:03 pm
Haha... 5 Holy Body parts.
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 10:41 am
ROR! 5L


WHEN HELP IS NEEDED - some go out of their way to give that little extra


TAGS: mooooo dont even reply
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

coldinjected - January 2, 2011, 4:27 pm
So is cleaning the dead hooker being over looked? 5L
redhdsrbst - August 17, 2010, 9:35 pm
I may be slow, but its only cause it took me this long to get off the floor and stop laughing :D
Faceplant31 - August 13, 2010, 2:42 pm
ROR! I love dead hookers! 5L Airman


TOC - Sometimes a girl just wants to be alone to have fun...Nobody deserves to be in HELL all the time.




FIRST DATES - the discovery phase can be quite interesting


TAGS: never met a pole she didnt like
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

hootizz - September 30, 2010, 3:31 am
Already arranging the 'second date'...


GRANDMA'S PHONE CONVERSATION - Evelyn, you should see the unusual plant my son gave me...I'm so glad he didn't turn out like that pothead father of his




A GOOD BEAVER -




GAY JOHNNY -




FACT -


TAGS: pixar up love story twilight
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

kay9kabang - February 23, 2012, 3:48 pm
and 4 movies.
the1stCOMMI3 - December 22, 2011, 1:51 pm
I don't use memebase, im more of a reddit person
Noname5 - December 22, 2011, 1:36 pm
on memebase, thets the same thing but with ...created a better love story in 8 mins without talking ;)
Derek - December 21, 2011, 4:02 pm
If only people didn't cry every time I show it.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 21, 2011, 2:24 pm
So true!
Arvantillian - December 20, 2011, 10:33 am
perfect 5 balloons!


VEGETERIAN -


TAGS: second hand vegetarian meat on a plate
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 20, 2013, 12:49 pm
Another joke for my list to tell certain ones I know, hehehe. 5 meat slabs.
SteveFurlong - June 29, 2012, 5:39 pm
People say I'm a misanthropist. Not at all. I'm a humanitarian.


MEAT: - If it walks, crawls, swims, or flies and it's dumber, slower, or tastes better than me, pass the salt.


TAGS: meat vegan carnivore
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

steve1961 - July 26, 2012, 12:30 pm
The English translation for human meat amongst certain cannibal tribes is "long pork" so you may be right.
SethMythrax - July 26, 2012, 8:21 am
I have been thinkin about this a few years now & I bet you Human tastes like Pork. They use pigs for bullet shooting tests & their valves in our hearts so they are genetically pretty close , so I bet pork is our flavor....
noiretnopal - June 15, 2012, 2:12 am
he said that he would eat a human too,because some are slow and dumb and be cooked in such a way that would make them taste good
MPsniper - June 11, 2012, 8:52 pm
i want a steak....made of bacon.
SteveFurlong - June 11, 2012, 7:49 pm
-sniff- That may be the most beautiful picture and the most beautiful poster I've ever seen. I just love breathing my carnivorous breath all over vegans and watching them break out in hives.


DO YOU REMEMBER - When you tried to kill me and I disappeared under your bed? Me too.


TAGS: spider revenge book bed kill
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Damen

Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:23 am
Yup. That's the motifake I needed to read right before going to sleep... or at least bed.


A CROSS-OVER -


TAGS: twilight blade cross over crossover best ever
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Darky Mephisto

rerun - August 10, 2010, 11:31 pm

kind of reminds me of that squirrel...bet he starts popping up
agdaniele - August 10, 2010, 11:29 pm
Wait, no.... this is the one I laughed at.
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:15 am
Or elsewhere.
Jericho - August 2, 2009, 4:48 pm
EPIC WIN


EPIC FAILURE - I hope you lost a bet. And even then, YOU DON'T BET INK!


TAGS: owned fail ink tattoo tatoo my little pony wolverine
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

bill - October 19, 2009, 4:09 pm
lol, tatoo removal is advirtised at the side of my comp
RushReference - June 9, 2009, 2:45 pm
The best part about ink is that you get to live with your genius moments for the rest of your life...


THE VET - told me I was fat.... so I ate him.


TAGS: fat cat ate vet nom
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by MustyK

fascistfrenchman - June 2, 2016, 9:21 pm
And now, monsieur, a waffer-thin mint? Bon appetit. (waiter dives for cover)
cathatersunite - April 25, 2012, 9:04 pm
LOL ... the pruuuuuuufect cat
lgvernon - April 16, 2012, 12:42 pm

'Goffee' being coffee when you guffagh!~~
lgvernon - April 16, 2012, 10:33 am

There it goes~~~goffee all over the keyboard!~5L~Thanks for the laugh!~
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 7:20 am
better give 5L or else...


TEDDY ROOSEVELT - Riding a swimming moose Any question on who the greatest US President in history is?


TAGS: teddy roosevelt
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

Shyanne - December 11, 2009, 1:32 pm
Teddy F*in Roosevelt if only a man half as great would come along and fix this fucked up mess we're in.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2009, 2:39 am
I don't see the big deal....It's a Manitoban water taxi, So what?
Derek - November 23, 2009, 4:18 pm
Creator of the World's first national park. Perhaps this is part of the reason why.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 23, 2009, 3:31 pm
Awesome, and argument settled. 5 lions for you and like 50 for TR. BULLY!
CANADA - November 23, 2009, 2:47 pm
he would get my vote
Airman - November 23, 2009, 2:43 pm
yes
LogicDude - November 23, 2009, 2:41 pm
Is this some sort of metaphor for US-Canada relations?
KDP3 - November 23, 2009, 1:11 pm
Carter?


DEAR MATH - Stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back and don't ask Y either


TAGS: math forever alone with problems
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - January 20, 2012, 6:48 pm
thx all
bricemara - January 13, 2012, 3:54 pm
wow!!!adding it to favorites
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:29 pm
Wow! Did the comments seriously just sensory out part of the word "glasses"...... Oh look, it did.
MercAlert - November 8, 2011, 11:27 pm
The letters would be upside-down if you put the glasses on.
Sho - October 26, 2011, 12:11 pm
whoever voted less than 5L is a Discriminant LOL
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:27 pm
Brillant.
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:28 pm
bummer if she's cosined the lease
Airman - October 25, 2011, 6:09 pm
oh she's an acute one
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:34 pm
I don't think they have anything in common though :P
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:29 pm
Can you blame him though? She did have all the right curves. =)
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:20 pm
LOL. His obsession with his X is the root to most of his problems. A cusp is imminent. (my head hurts)
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:07 pm
You know how he is, he's always going off on some tangent or another.
Sho - October 25, 2011, 5:05 pm
Well then I hope this simplifies his problem lol
crankyhead - October 25, 2011, 5:02 pm
Math called to say that he Z's your point. =)
mariand - October 25, 2011, 10:18 am
LOL... cool


IT'S COMPLICATED - I now understand that Facebook status option.


TAGS: complicated love cheating facebook
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

HallieMarie - February 6, 2012, 8:37 pm
Lol, True, it looks like they are!!
TrueGrave - February 6, 2012, 5:47 pm
Are they watching paint dry?
BeNiceToMe - February 6, 2012, 3:21 pm
threesome's up :)


JEWERINE - Will bring peace to the Middle East


TAGS: x men jew jewish funny mutant wolverine
Rating: 2.52/5

More motifakes by CoryBantic23

MO - May 9, 2009, 5:47 pm
3rd cousin of GI Jew. The greatest American hebrew!
motifake - May 4, 2009, 10:19 pm

LMAO!!!! 5 lions!


MARS ROVER'S FIRST PICTURE - I guess we should have known.


TAGS: marvin mars rover
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

MissPriss - August 6, 2012, 7:18 pm
I saw this in the approval line up and hoped the mods did just that. Laughed so hard cuz only the government could spend so much money for an epic photobomb!


DO - One Brave Thing A day... Then Run Like Hell


TAGS: brave
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by vlad9885

steve1961 - July 19, 2012, 11:55 pm
Actually, I noticed two other problems...1)A penguin is holding on to cymbals 2)Someone is taking a Motifake way too seriously.
vlad9885 - July 19, 2012, 9:11 pm
They're on vacation, notice the bag on the other one
Bolverk37782 - July 19, 2012, 8:25 pm
Just one problem- It's called Geography-Polar Bears, North Pole. Penguin, South Pole.
pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 6:28 pm
Excellent.


IF WORLD WAR ONE WAS A BAR FIGHT -


TAGS: posted on the net in august 2010 credited to nico as far as i can search back clever analogy
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by flint

wulflyng - April 10, 2013, 3:15 pm
And that's why Canada doesn't drink.
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 12:54 am
You should drink. Taking this way too seriously.
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
It's like an individual who doesn't give a crap when his friend harms someone but whem that someone comes for revenge, suddenly it's "Oh no, you can't do that"
Cloudchaser - November 9, 2010, 12:48 am
I'm probably taking this too seriously, but I never could understand why countries got into it on Serbia's side knowing full well that Serbia murdered Austria's crown prince, his wife and their unborn child.
agdaniele - November 8, 2010, 8:21 pm
LOL! WW2 would read about the same... adding the japanese out in the bar parking lot, keying the americans' cars.
pzykosiz - November 8, 2010, 5:09 pm
very nice. 5L's
5150monkeylove - November 8, 2010, 3:57 pm
This is absolute gold! 5 smashed bottles! I laughed so hard through the whole thing, tears were coming out. May WW2 be just as good. Added to favs as well.
hootizz - November 8, 2010, 3:50 pm
Man, this is the best.., love it..!! can not wait to read the WW2 version...
slumstyle - November 8, 2010, 3:43 pm
haha nice! Now try ww2 =P


CAT RULES -


TAGS: they talk amongst themselves
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - May 9, 2010, 1:55 am
Thank God Airman used the word "rules" in the title. All my feline buddies just sniffed contemptuously at that and walked away. Lord help me if any of them reads this.
Sleeves - May 7, 2010, 6:51 pm
5 cats for this one


TACH IT UP TACH IT UP -


TAGS: 1971 chevelle ss
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

rodtoo40 - September 16, 2012, 12:16 pm
Try 1970 SS 454 for the win.
M0rd3kaI - August 18, 2012, 4:52 am
Airman!! if you don't mind to, upload this to MotoFake please?
EmilioDumphque - August 18, 2012, 1:44 am
...and "linkage" referred to positive or progressive.
fatelvis - August 17, 2012, 2:34 pm
Damn you Dr Atkins.


CRITICAL HIT -


TAGS: critical hit steve irwin crocodile hunter manta ray
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by Hunkybuck

Cheeseman - June 7, 2009, 7:13 pm
I'm australian and i agree. Hilarious!
Mr. Shiny - March 29, 2009, 5:18 pm
omg this is funny


YOUR MAN CARD -


TAGS: earned not given man card
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - February 7, 2013, 9:30 pm
While I was at work; two neighborhood thugs tried to hassle my mother for money. When I came home she tolled me what the had done. I got my gun and tolled them where to get off and what would happen if the didn't. The never bothered her. Man points +100.
Vampyro - July 22, 2011, 6:39 am
I am going to print that and cut out the card 5L
Airman - July 6, 2011, 11:01 am
you're right Derek.. 6 is about it. I posted it because I thought the list was pretty dumb, and I meant to make a comment about that, but I ended up forgetting about it. Bomb away 440.. that list deserves it.. except, I did always want to be a. lumberjack
rubys - July 5, 2011, 11:15 pm
This an amazing blog post dude. You made some good points there. Thank you so much for sharing it. Kudos! I also wanna share this christmas lights article that we have.
Derek - July 5, 2011, 10:02 pm
Ugh, 6/15 maybe. Any "15/15" men left out there? Anywhere?
440wakeup - July 5, 2011, 10:00 pm
I'm not gonns bomb this but these make you a hill-billy not a man. where is quote godfellas at the appropriate time. When I was 15 I bet 2janitors I could carry a refrigerator up 3 flights of stares faster than the two of them could carry one fdridge up


PERFECT DAY -


TAGS: alone peace revenge death freedom
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by daveprime

forseti - August 22, 2012, 9:31 am
Very nice! Even I prefer foggy weather...
RONHUSTLEMAN - August 22, 2012, 12:08 am
LMAO


THINKING -


TAGS: not for everyone humor
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

blushovl - April 6, 2013, 9:48 pm
Hahaha! Love it!
lgvernon - February 5, 2012, 6:26 pm

Oh, LAWLZ! Thanks
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 6:25 pm
the name is a nice cherry on this H5GE cake :)


HYSTERECTOMY -


TAGS: look for the silver lining in everything
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by rerun

spacedog - May 3, 2013, 6:32 pm
HA! Old school sandbox or new fangled ballpit?
Reality Lord - September 12, 2010, 8:37 pm

lol


LONGCAT - It's very long


TAGS: longcat very long
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Leo

Sound - May 10, 2012, 3:59 pm
did anyone else see the school girl getting raped by the long cat...is that NSFW?
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 11:04 am
DAMMIT!!!
Airman - October 29, 2010, 11:02 am
just a quick nod to the king of long posters
lightquake - January 4, 2010, 10:03 pm
My eyes hurt. Epic win though.
Tomkat - December 10, 2009, 4:34 pm
I don't get it. How do you get a picture that long into a "motifake," anyhow?
rx Magic - March 29, 2009, 9:15 pm
this is the greatest long cat i've ever seen. :D
Sean - December 16, 2008, 5:10 pm
what?
Sean - December 16, 2008, 5:10 pm
does ...
murderblade - December 16, 2008, 4:46 pm
who the fuck doe's that?
Haze - December 14, 2008, 1:41 pm
-generic comment of appraisal meant to irritate Pro- :3
John - November 11, 2008, 10:38 am
I think long cat is actually the dark tower.
pro - November 3, 2008, 3:51 pm
Oops! Twice! (Well, thrice, if you count this one.)
pro - November 3, 2008, 3:50 pm
Oh, bugger! I did it myself, didn't I?
pro - November 3, 2008, 3:50 pm
I fucking *hate* it when people comment on this one, because every comment adds an hour to the time it takes to scroll through the list of latest comments!!! Enough already!
WchFlls - November 3, 2008, 3:45 pm
Ace??
gdf - October 24, 2008, 8:26 am
holy fuck tht was sweet
Redfield - October 21, 2008, 1:44 pm
ROFL this is about as epic as it gets people...UBER WIN!!
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 2:38 pm
Old... But super effective!
hippie - September 5, 2008, 4:47 am
holy cow there are so many hilarious drug, internet culture, and video game references here I don't even know where to begin. The more well traveled you are, the funnier this one is. TOP 10 ALL TIME INTERNET WIN.
clon - August 29, 2008, 7:39 pm
holy fucking cow!!! awsome!
J35u5M4 - August 28, 2008, 3:18 pm
rofl, fucking epic
mordredd - August 9, 2008, 12:20 am
Hell called. They want HELLO KITTY back.
mr man - August 8, 2008, 6:57 am
this is so damn dumb but SO FRIGGIN FUNNY!!! thanks for the best long ass cat ever
Anon - August 4, 2008, 7:51 pm
holy shit.... epic win, also, this gains the award for longest picture. PS i want what he was on.....
Anon - August 4, 2008, 7:51 pm
holy shit.... epic win, also, this gains the award for longest picture. PS i want what he was on.....
Midnightmare - July 28, 2008, 3:07 pm
A work of Art. Epic win!
Charles - July 27, 2008, 11:14 pm
This is full of WTF and win. Awesome.
Ellipsis - July 27, 2008, 12:36 am
I can't debate the amount of awesome here... But i CAN question the amount/kinds of drugs involved in it's creation... Wow...
Drenix - July 25, 2008, 8:18 am
Damn... took me a whole AMV to get to the bottom...
datnigga - July 25, 2008, 5:27 am
fuck yes! 5 stars you get.
ericC - July 24, 2008, 4:10 pm
You dont have to be demotivated. These are motiFAKES, a superset of demotivational posters.
RII - July 22, 2008, 7:56 am
Full of win... but I'm not demotivated.
God - July 22, 2008, 4:47 am
Lol.. Yes! This is awesome.
TigerKid - July 21, 2008, 8:50 pm
Epic.Win.


GENESIS - Facebook version.


TAGS: god facebook adam eve garden eden satan apple status update
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 6:32 pm
charming, 4/5 cause it isnt origanal
Informator - August 25, 2009, 8:00 am
WIN :D 5 lions
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Except that stuff aboot coveting ass...I'm all aboot coveting ass.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Crazy? you'd have to be straight up Retarded to believe anything Christianity has to say.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:52 am
Well of course not! That would just be Crazy!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 2:49 am
For the record I don't believe everything here; especially that fake dinosaur fossils part.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:26 am
Fake dinosaur fossils for the crazy christians who believe that they were put there to test their faith! rotfl! Thats awesome. Nice jab at jesus!
Ed-Hyde - August 5, 2009, 11:03 am
I don't care what religion you are, thats just funny.


WHAT MATTERS MOST - Is how you see yourself.


TAGS: only one person needs to love you its you kitten lion
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:51 pm
Not good when you see only one lion!
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 5:12 pm
excellent 5 lions


SCOOBY DOO: THE ANIME - How f*cking cool would that be?


TAGS: scooby doo scooby doo anime manga series hanna barbera hanna barbera shaggy velma daphne
Rating: 3.82/5

More motifakes by jalford

falloutghoul - September 19, 2011, 8:49 am
Wardrobe change and we're good to go.
RandomShinigami4 - August 19, 2010, 6:35 pm
that would be AWESOME hell I'd watch that
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:34 am
Does this yield any answers?
kaoruhikaru - March 20, 2010, 8:02 pm
omg it sooo much better love the new look
Woodywood03a - March 13, 2010, 9:28 pm
Oh my god NO!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Shiny - February 16, 2010, 2:21 am
Scooby-Doo kind of sucked before, now you awarding with crown of suckiness. Just a personal opinion of course.
MrBlack - February 8, 2010, 10:32 pm
Win and Awesome. Also go for the nerdy chicks. Cause under the clothes and glasses is a sex goddess.
lovely.angie - December 26, 2009, 3:43 am
lol that would be so awesome, i love it, and the funny part is that velma is always hotter than daphne.
Ceasar - October 26, 2009, 12:22 pm
who cares the version, velma is always hotter than daphne
Jaubrey - October 23, 2009, 5:24 pm
Scooby Doo, House, Mad Libs...they're all the same.
aaa - October 21, 2009, 6:35 pm
I like it here. VELMA IS HOT!!
Josh Phrite - October 15, 2009, 11:01 am
This would be fucking insane
Claire - October 11, 2009, 8:38 pm
No.
Jake Eagle - October 10, 2009, 10:02 pm
for the love of god, dont make this happen. freddy looks like a bitch from a generic JRPG with the stupid black uniform and shaggy looks twice as retarded as daphnie's jacket with the stupid black uniform. the dude with the sword looks cool though
tehsupercheez - September 27, 2009, 2:02 pm
this would be awesome!
Informator - September 17, 2009, 8:06 pm
*>.< and a scooby doo anime would be awesome too :o
Informator - September 17, 2009, 8:05 pm
i love scooby doo :o ive seen all of the old episodes, :D the new ones arent as good >.
peoplezmeat0000000001 - September 8, 2009, 7:51 pm
FAIL
Greasey435 - September 8, 2009, 7:50 pm
FAIL
LOLOLOL - September 8, 2009, 7:50 pm
ALL ABOARD THE FAIL TRAIN!!! Fail
LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 1:37 pm
This is so fail XD
LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 1:36 pm
I"M FUCKING SHITTING BRICKS HERE!!! XD
LOLOLOL - September 6, 2009, 1:36 pm
I"M FUCKING SHITTING BRICKS HERE!!! XD
Woodywood03a - September 5, 2009, 10:18 pm
Please lord, don't make this happen.
LOLOLOL - September 5, 2009, 10:15 pm
The comments are F U N N Y
mattb - August 4, 2009, 11:52 am
not f*cking cool at all
Fatt Matt - July 27, 2009, 11:53 am
Jesus christ, way to fuck up some of my favorite childhood memories...
HITMAN!219 - July 26, 2009, 8:46 pm
ID WATCH IT EVERYDAY RERUN OR NOT


OCCUPY ALTERNATE REALITY - This one makes about as much sense as anything I have seen lately these days.


TAGS: occupy alternative reality time travel
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Budog

ipaprime - May 18, 2012, 2:16 am
makes perfect sense to me


LOL NAZI - Swastikas, they represent love, hate and lol!


TAGS: nazi lol swastika german hitler lol love hate
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by SLee

forseti - April 2, 2010, 6:35 am
He cannot be serious! o.O


NEVER BE AFRAID TO SAY WHAT YOU FEEL - You can only die once




MARRIAGE, SHARED -


TAGS: happy meal halved
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - February 4, 2013, 12:09 pm
Thanks TeeO, oh and just get some floss
TheOne - February 3, 2013, 7:05 pm
Dentures are on the price hm? Better get me a pair 60 years in advance. Well done.
GaryO - January 15, 2013, 4:36 pm
Not so sad…..could been no teeth to share…..thnx Mao
maoworks2 - January 15, 2013, 4:27 pm
Sad But True GaryO 5 Sharing L's.
GaryO - January 15, 2013, 11:26 am
So true, Oiler. And thank you. Cheers
Oiler - January 15, 2013, 11:12 am
The older you get, the more likely you have seen what you described Gary. Very nice job
GaryO - January 15, 2013, 8:13 am
Thank you, sir Ug. And yes, Prissy...the fear...and the fear of our grandkids. Knew of an ol' gal that would occasionally take hers out and lick 'em...after dinner.
ughomer - January 15, 2013, 7:06 am
Very good posterization of the joke. 5L GaryO.
MissPriss - January 15, 2013, 2:07 am
That's gonna be my parents...shiver!
GaryO - January 14, 2013, 10:36 pm
Yes and yes
Rudedog - January 14, 2013, 10:19 pm
That's true love and that's truly gross


Verbal Abuse -


TAGS: verbal abuse
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

nicholsjoshua15 - December 24, 2013, 3:23 am
My penis has no bones but it's harder than my fist.


FISHING - A great hobby. Just don't let your wife meet your fishing buddies.


TAGS: fishing buddies i love em
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by MustyK

mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:44 pm
is this a gay test? lol
mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:43 pm
... the origin of the fish smell
mariand - May 30, 2011, 4:37 pm
hahaha....great


ANIMALS - If we're not supposed to eat them, Why are they made out of food?




A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY... - Wiener Dogs kicked some serious ASS!




DEADPOOL - Because every life-and-death scenario should have room for some comic relief.


TAGS: deadpool wolverine funny domino warpath vanisher
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Briton of Rose - June 24, 2009, 1:48 am
X-Force: Messiah CompleX - part 3
Maggu - June 23, 2009, 9:22 pm
WHAT COMIC IS THIS FROM?????? cuz deadpool is totally usin a magnum and assault rifle from halo


THE VERY LATEST - In domestic zombie protection


TAGS: very latest domestic zombie protection
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - December 29, 2011, 6:33 am
Vulture, that is a really neat article. Thanks for posting it.
vulture - December 28, 2011, 8:11 pm
http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house#. There's several references, but this seems to be a good version, with lots of photos.
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 8:53 pm
You wouldn't happen to have a number...email address....something?
Budog - December 24, 2011, 1:54 am
It's good for when the mother-in-law is coming to visit too.
ICEMAN - December 24, 2011, 12:37 am
Fred.
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 12:15 am
i want the name of that architect...
TheWolf - November 24, 2011, 9:59 am
Holy crap thats awesome
Reality Lord - November 22, 2011, 6:54 pm

i want !


BEST FRIENDS - Sometimes having a good friend is just as important as having a true love.


TAGS: dogs friendship love puppies
Rating: 4.7/5

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Verdeckt - February 7, 2012, 5:56 pm
You should submit this to Moti-twist as well


THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE - Scooby Doo and Velma are prepared, will you survive ?


TAGS: scooby doo velma zombie apocalypse
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Budog

Millzy - August 23, 2016, 8:35 pm
I always knew there was something about Velma.
Kspace - July 4, 2011, 8:46 am
Anyone else find that the original artist made Velma look like Ellen Paige?
Budog - July 3, 2011, 10:16 pm
LMAO... obsess much? But still made me laugh, thanks.
440wakeup - July 3, 2011, 9:05 pm
i bombed it, because they already infected, scooby chewing on a zombie bone and velmas left bi-cep has been bitten.


LEARN TO APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE - before time makes you appreciate what you had.


TAGS: appreciate what you have
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by elixiri

Greeny - December 5, 2015, 8:34 am
Don't forget the water, and the rock wall. And, oh - the hat.
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 1:40 am
It's a wonderfully narrative photo: and old man who sits on the very end of the bench, as if to make room for a couple people who are no longer there.
GaryO - July 7, 2012, 3:07 pm
amen


A Man For All Seasons -


TAGS: veterans military immigration army usa
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 4:23 am
The VA Hospital system: PROOF that government run healthcare is a bad idea.
Greybeard - June 29, 2014, 10:49 pm
Thank you everyone. :)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2014, 12:50 pm

actually it shouldn't even be an American one. it's the humane thing to do. period.
premiumgrade - June 29, 2014, 12:43 pm
Yes, Yes & Yes. 5 Lions, Greybeard.


WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER? -


TAGS: reign forever happy birthdayrip freddie mercury not my words
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:44 pm
(5Ls by the way to V for a poster I somehow missed)
spacedog - November 7, 2013, 5:42 pm
Burn the heretic! He's disparaging Queen, which by way of this poster disparages many peoples savior........Freddie Mercury.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 7, 2013, 3:10 pm
I never really like Queen that much.
champ99 - September 7, 2011, 2:28 pm
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:49 pm

oh btw...5
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:48 pm

waaaa nanananana na waaaa nanana naaaaaaaaaa
Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:47 pm

for me...for me....for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (wicked guitar blaring like a machine gun and big big hair bouncing from side to side)...lol
Verdeckt - September 6, 2011, 7:18 am
Really... no idea!!?! Sad. I'd ask if you've watched Highlander but it may have been before your time.
Sean - September 5, 2011, 11:32 pm
No! Wayne's World, ya b00b.
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 10:58 pm
(ah what the hell) Mamma mia let me go, Beelzebub has a devil put aside for meeeeee....
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 10:52 pm

mamma mia
Sean - September 5, 2011, 8:43 pm
AH just great! Now I got that movie in my head.
Feasibly - September 5, 2011, 8:01 pm
very very frightening
Reality Lord - September 5, 2011, 6:45 pm

thunderbolt and lightning
mariand - September 5, 2011, 4:42 pm
who want5 to live forever... is there someone who doesn't know who is Freddie Mercury?
crankyhead - September 5, 2011, 4:23 pm
5caramouche
rerun - September 5, 2011, 3:42 pm

He was the lead singer for the band Queen. Died of AIDS years ago.
the1stCOMMI3 - September 5, 2011, 3:17 pm
I have no idea who he is, but I berths part where you're trying to make fun of god, and that'5 the part I like
Alixian - September 5, 2011, 7:49 am
5ls for u
Verdeckt - September 5, 2011, 7:48 am
To be fair, I did change/clean them up a bit :)
Greeny - September 5, 2011, 7:44 am
lol - disclaimer tag, just in ca5e!


U-TURN - A delicate piece of driving, requiring precision control over your vehicle, and probably not a maneuver to try in a semi.., ahh.., sh...!!


TAGS: car truck u turn wreck crash vehicle
Rating: 3.8/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2012, 5:18 am
Ha! Humans.


THE SPIDER AND ME - Cranky's bravest hour


TAGS: cranky spider brave
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

forseti - June 24, 2011, 3:55 am
You Don't Mess with the Crankyhead!
crankyhead - June 23, 2011, 7:20 pm
check your PM's =)
roboConan - June 23, 2011, 6:50 pm
I meant : "fun !", not "fun ?" (and sorry for the weird sentence I'm french)
roboConan - June 23, 2011, 6:48 pm
fun ? I would like to know where your avatar (the zen ninja otter thing) come from please ? a cartoon,a comics ? Thank you
Cloudchaser - June 23, 2011, 2:24 am
Good thing it wasn't n Camel Spider or an Australian Huntsman. Those things have health bars.
crankyhead - June 22, 2011, 7:45 pm
LOL!!!


OVERNIGHT DELIVERY - Usually a lot faster than the pizza delivery guy.


TAGS: fedex over night delivery pizza fast humor mechanic pilot
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

Laevian - May 26, 2012, 2:19 am
unbelievable ! 4L for the caption
ramblerjw - April 10, 2010, 6:43 pm
Has nothing to do with FedEx, when I was in the Corps I got this a chain email saying it was a list of Air Force gripes. I used a few of the "fixes" while doing the same type paperwork while stationed in Okinawa, let's just say that didn't end well for me
stygian616 - February 25, 2010, 12:57 pm
wow a poster with 5 L's even though the caption is a fail
WTF - November 18, 2009, 4:05 pm
Why is a civilian A320 equipped with "Identify Friend or Foe"?
phydeaux - November 18, 2009, 3:28 pm
I was in Naval Aviation...and a rookie pilot once actually handed in a gripe sheet with the "IFF works in IFF mode but not in OFF mode" issue. I laughed so hard at this I cried...
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
erm caption not comment.
_Ally - November 18, 2009, 11:01 am
That brought tears to my eyes before I even got to the comment. 5L just for the photo.
whatukno - November 18, 2009, 9:56 am
5L that was funny, not your caption, but the pic itself.


MAGIKARP - Will get it's revenge on you when it reaches level 20...




GEDDY LEE - If he played with more than 1 finger ...we would all die.


TAGS: rush geddy lee bass progressive rock
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by James Luther

bassist - May 23, 2009, 9:50 pm
Geddy = FUCK YEAH!!!


PEARL HARBOR DAY -


TAGS: less of them every day
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 12:10 pm
Thank You For Making This Post. Mao, Merry Christmas. 5 Big L's .
GySgt1811 - December 9, 2010, 12:57 pm
Right you are, Mongo! But it's not the warriors I'm concerned about...
Mongo - December 8, 2010, 7:33 pm
We still have what it takes...many are out there taking care of bidness right now. Rock On.
MrDurden - December 8, 2010, 7:19 pm
Damn Right. Had two Great Uncles in WWII. I agree completely. 5L FTW
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 8:42 pm
I've often wondered if we still have what it takes.


CREATIVE PARENTING - It's a guy thing...




VERDECKT - THE MAGNIFICENT! Heaven has no brighter star


TAGS: verdeckt magic moderating
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - September 27, 2011, 6:17 pm

....the girl...in crying game....whoa....serious issues developing here suddenly.....nooooooooooooooooo
jplace - September 27, 2011, 5:02 pm
Wow, took me a minute to figure it out. That was amsome.
Verdeckt - September 27, 2011, 2:05 am
.. next you'll tell me the girl in the Crying Game is a guy
CloudchaserS - September 27, 2011, 1:28 am
The real trick is that none of the cards in the second set match the cards in the first set.
Verdeckt - September 27, 2011, 1:05 am
I'll deal with you later... Hi-Yo!
ICEMAN - September 26, 2011, 10:29 pm
Damn, he stole all of them. Just like those sneaky bastiche mods.
Reality Lord - September 26, 2011, 7:20 pm

what the.....


DR MANHATTAN - Are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over — an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.


TAGS: dr manhattan tobias funke analrapist arrested development tv blue man group
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Pabbicus - September 11, 2009, 12:38 am
LOL Poor Tobias


REDHEAD EXTINCTION - Redheads will become extinct in the next 100 years. Thank god I will be dead




GINGERS, TO ARMS!!! - After years of enduring abuse and slander, our time has come. The Revolution is at hand! Today: Britain, tomorrow: the world!


TAGS: redheads everywhere theres too many game over man game over
Rating: 2.76/5

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MashiMashi - February 29, 2012, 8:56 pm
All the gingers at my gym have exceptional and proportional racks, If the girls fat they're humongus, if the girls skinny they're big.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2009, 8:19 pm
Only the British care about Gingers....the rest of the world have better minorities too hate.......like Mexicans or albinos.
Woodywood03a - September 10, 2009, 7:50 pm
I love Red headed women. I would love to see a Red headed Japanese woman. Then I will say, "YES... THERE IS REALLY SOMEONE THAT LOVES ME!!!"
Jas - September 10, 2009, 6:58 pm
OMG those people are on fire! Help them!
rogueagent - September 10, 2009, 6:46 pm
I never understood why gingers got the abuse, I think red headed women are great.


LAZY -


TAGS: polar bear revenge lazy karma
Rating: 4.94/5

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mariand - November 24, 2011, 8:54 am
meh...if it would happen like that, I wish to talk with this KARMA about something...lol


VEGETARIANS - Harming our flora since 1892


TAGS: veg
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by house

passiveobserver - June 23, 2017, 1:05 am
This is why I only consume the souls of the innocent. That way, no one gets hurt.
Thedewd - June 18, 2017, 6:32 am
"vegetarian" and "vegan" are the Navajo injun words for "lousy hunter".
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 29, 2014, 2:47 am
And they make great pets, too. ;-)
pickleviper - May 20, 2013, 7:15 am
Rocks have feelings too. :-(


True Love -




EPIC HIGH FIVE. - I think my brain just exploded from the awesome....




WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION - Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.


TAGS: we don t need no education double negative pink floyd another brick in the wall grammar
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MaxChaplin

turbojett - February 6, 2013, 5:33 pm
I was always under the impression they did that on purpose. like a big Eff-You to their educational system.


I SAW A SPIDER -


TAGS: the shivers
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

BoneCD - June 17, 2013, 8:05 pm
One of my favs of yours RL...5L
Reality Lord - October 28, 2012, 3:15 pm

thank you mr bone...i am not alone in my girly phobias
BoneCD - October 28, 2012, 8:11 am
Yep, big ol bad ass Bone would have done the same thing...5L
Sho - October 6, 2012, 6:22 pm
XD
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2012, 1:36 pm
There is an "n" in my name, It also starts with a capital. AND, it's not common knowledge...Susan. :)
Reality Lord - October 6, 2012, 12:58 pm

sho if it's rampant criticism that drives you...get married.LOL
Reality Lord - October 6, 2012, 12:57 pm

actually rya....now sit down before you finish reading this...you may damn good posters. i'm sorry that you actually hid behind a facade of cynicism for so many year ....lol. :)
Sho - October 6, 2012, 12:28 pm
It's people like you that pushes me to do better
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2012, 11:52 am
don't thank me, I'm just doing what I do best....criticizing others to hide my shame for being a bad poster creator.
Reality Lord - October 6, 2012, 10:57 am

dang ...oh well...corrected over at theshivers.net ...thnx Moooo+
Reality Lord - October 6, 2012, 10:52 am

....d'oh
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2012, 10:46 am
"I got of some toilet paper" forgot to proof read this on eh? 5 Lyons.


HAPPY VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: veterans day
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

Nissta - December 13, 2011, 4:15 pm
And does anyone hear Black Sabbaths Warpigs in the back ground!!
Terri - November 16, 2011, 11:31 am
Amen to that
crankyhead - November 11, 2011, 6:52 pm
you 5peak the truth. =)
maoworks2 - November 11, 2011, 6:47 pm
well said !


MANS BEST FRIEND -


TAGS: pet love thankful wish rerun
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by rerun

tellitlikeitis - December 7, 2010, 8:46 pm
Oh my goodness that dog is cute!
drivenbywhat - December 7, 2010, 8:24 pm
This is not demotivational. It needs to go to the motivational site instead.
culos - December 7, 2010, 2:22 pm
well played....
Double - December 7, 2010, 12:26 pm
Thanks, I needed that
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 11:26 am
Gentle smile. A very cold day just got warmer.
tellitlikeitis - December 7, 2010, 6:30 am
Beautiful!
Qinmeartha - December 7, 2010, 4:46 am
Awwwwww, very nice


INVISIBLE SOULS - Leave .308 holes


TAGS: invisible souls leave 308 holes
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

- June 2, 2013, 7:56 am
Optimum distance for him is 500 to 800 yds. The lens is exposed because he just flipped the camo off of it to fire. Otherwise a flap of the burlap would cover it. It won't reflect light (sunshade) and you're dead before you see him at distance.
Nissta - March 8, 2012, 6:14 pm
Strange that I never saw the need to do this AND I still hit targets at 500yds one of them being a markers pointer telling me I'd missed when I hadn't. I was just using an iron leaf battle sight not a scope on the good one L1A1 7.62 Self Loading Rifle....
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 11:28 am
camo mesh netting added to the rifle's ghillie to run over the objective lens, although it slightly diminishes light transmission, the 'cat-eye' lenscovers do the same
M0rd3kaI - March 6, 2012, 11:26 am
Well true, I mean you see him now because the camera is focussed on him, but from 300+yds you might not?? and I actually saw a better defence to cover the scope, protects against scope glare as well as the perfect circle forming, ~[Cont. in reply]~
kj8541 - March 6, 2012, 11:12 am
Except he is not invisible. I have yet to see one of these with good veg and a cat eyed scope.


TIMING - really is everything


TAGS: smores verdeckt capnbaked
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 20, 2012, 1:58 am
Fantastic!
R.S.Jake - June 30, 2011, 4:39 pm
That's awesome!
Hicktown - June 30, 2011, 12:05 pm
Presentation is everything!!! I love it!
Airman - June 30, 2011, 11:31 am
I am glad everyone enjoyed that. I lol'd making it
coldinjected - June 30, 2011, 10:45 am
Pure genius as usual!
motinet - June 30, 2011, 9:08 am

And this is why Airman is the new king of Motifake
Peso - June 30, 2011, 6:11 am
Classic! 5Ls
Verdeckt - June 30, 2011, 5:44 am
but.. but... I brought enough for everyone.
tellitlikeitis - June 29, 2011, 7:59 pm
Yes, most excellent.
Greeny - June 29, 2011, 6:59 pm
It just doesn't get much better than thi5!


FOUND NEVERMORE -


TAGS: internet error404 depraven
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

FatherTyme - November 21, 2012, 8:38 pm
5 mouse clicks for my friend. Nice spin on a timeless classic... RL the question begs, James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman
ughomer - November 19, 2012, 8:30 am
RL hits the jackpot on this one 5L
TheOne - November 15, 2012, 9:41 pm
You broke my funny bone. 6L.
MissPriss - November 8, 2012, 5:44 pm
I hate when that happens! It's the shi...hold up..I mean on some sites I use.....clean ones.....how to use your new swiffer...no porn...bad porn....anyhow 5L my friend.
falloutghoul - November 6, 2012, 6:26 pm
I'm 5ing and faving this.
spacedog - November 6, 2012, 10:05 am
This is hilarious RL!
Greeny - November 6, 2012, 5:18 am
Classic!
GaryO - November 5, 2012, 10:05 pm
Killer one RL.Love it!
Reality Lord - November 5, 2012, 9:24 pm

i can't help reading this in the voice of james earl jones...the simpsons episode i think.


POWERLESS MASTER -




HONOR GUARD -


TAGS: eagle guarding military graves
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - February 28, 2012, 6:45 pm

Thanks!~
Airman - February 28, 2012, 4:34 pm
i used this same pic a few months ago.. you did a much better job than I did.. 5L
lgvernon - February 28, 2012, 4:27 pm

;)
GySgt1811a - February 28, 2012, 2:38 pm
Thanks, again.
lgvernon - February 28, 2012, 11:00 am

I thought so, too. Thanks!~
maoworks2 - February 28, 2012, 7:45 am
Very Moving Picture 5L.


Conspiracy -


TAGS: force ufo aliens alien funny government military
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Little Johnny

Suh-weet - November 24, 2008, 4:33 pm
What's a Motifake? Some kind of weather balloon? HAHAH... Too easy. =[
United States Air Force - November 12, 2008, 10:57 pm
There was never a Motifake #30121, understand?


MARRIAGE - It's like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two Hearts and a Diamond. By the end, you wish for a Club and a Spade.


TAGS: wedding humor couple love hate
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - August 27, 2012, 10:10 pm
I have the same problem. Last night I was about to create one and realized that I already did it with a different picture. Again, I apologize for the repeat. However, if I'm going to repeat someone, at least I picked a motifaker I respect.
Airman - August 27, 2012, 2:58 pm
I would insert the two missing words, but it's Monday
Airman - August 27, 2012, 2:50 pm
amazing it doesn't happen more often with as many as been posted on here. I'm waiting for the day I recreate one the I've already done. You got my 5L
WTFO - August 27, 2012, 12:06 am
I had no idea. Certainly wasn't my intent to redo a poster. Much respect to Airman for turning the phrase into a poster first.
spacedog - August 23, 2012, 12:57 am
127549 Word for word.
tatespa - August 14, 2012, 12:42 pm
One of the best I've seen!! Actually laughed out loud!!!
forseti - August 14, 2012, 10:01 am
Now I know why I'm pretty good at poker since I'm married...
WTFO - August 14, 2012, 12:44 am
Much appreciated.
SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:38 pm
Suh-weet! 5L, and I wish I could give it more.
GaryO - August 13, 2012, 1:57 pm
N-I-C-E


HAPPINESS -


TAGS: happiness revenge crazy enjoy live
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Ozbad - February 17, 2012, 2:41 am
Very true .. I think i would like to post this elsewhere to rub it in ..


HUGS -


TAGS: cats toys love animals hammy
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

falloutghoul - January 31, 2012, 6:49 pm
I find this adorable.
Hawamleh - March 10, 2011, 4:30 pm
Thanks man, but believe me votes don't matter, neither do top ratings, comments like these do however. I thank you, and I hope that I will always be able to make posters that will please you, oh and check my profile,I think there might be more of the same
Poopalicious76 - March 10, 2011, 12:07 am
Cool, no offense to you guys directly, they just get a little boring, other sites are pretty damn good, though I really hate to say this but I must, you really need to dedicate a site strictly for Charlie Sheen Posters only...
rerun - March 9, 2011, 11:54 pm

you should check out the other motisites. Lots of good stuff out there that don't center around naked chicks. social facepalm is pretty damn funny, however all of them are good
Poopalicious76 - March 9, 2011, 11:47 pm
Yay! Finally a good poster got top ratings and didn't have a naked chick with big boobs along with some useless babble about poetic crap in the universe! Kudos to you! I heart baby kittehs!
maddness17 - March 7, 2011, 2:20 pm
NICE 5ls rite there this actually made me go into my attic and find my old teddy bear :D
Krissie - March 6, 2011, 7:52 pm
5L from me. One of my faves on motifake.com :)
Hawamleh - March 6, 2011, 3:19 pm
Thank you.
Derek - March 6, 2011, 3:05 pm
Possibly your best so far.
rerun - March 5, 2011, 9:03 pm

outstanding
voodoo3535 - March 5, 2011, 8:26 pm
Epic. 5s.


SOMETIMES -


TAGS: happy person leave alone
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

dizzypopredux - September 29, 2011, 6:06 am
so true, surprised this showed up randomly like it did, i'm relatively new to the site. Iv'e had this thought in my head pretty recently.
Budog - September 28, 2011, 8:23 pm
True wisdom from the heart, very well said. 5L
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:21 am
true word5


THE GRAND CHAW-HEE - It's his birthday.




JEWVERINE - Well, maybe the Palistinians will laugh themeselves to death.




DEFIANCE -


TAGS: moat levee mother nature dude
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Peso

Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:07 pm
I don't always date mother nature, but when I do...I prefer dos Levees. Stay dry my friends.
champ99 - May 19, 2011, 10:07 am
5l but the next time it rains, that thing is going to fill up like a bowl!
CaptainBaked - May 19, 2011, 9:08 am
And my hats off to you peso... 5
Reality Lord - May 19, 2011, 9:03 am

wow!


MAURY CHRISTMAS - Joseph...when it comes to the newborn baby Jesus... you are NOT the Father!


TAGS: now we have to watch mary go on oprah and complain about no child support
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

spacedog - November 8, 2010, 6:37 pm
How did I miss this one till now? 5L
Jmac0585 - February 7, 2010, 10:59 pm
FYI - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpYTOBHMKKg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 2, 2009, 1:50 am
This is awesome! I give it 5 camels, some frankincense, myrrh, and gold.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 10:55 pm
Trick question, it was the guy who rented out the stable to them.
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 10:52 pm
When we return, we have the results from 3 more paternity tests... which wise man is it?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:44 pm
consider yourself lucky, but take my word, this poster is brilliant
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:41 pm
thanks. guess i dont watch enough tv
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
daytime junk TV. "today we have familys who's sons are their own uncles" kind of things
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
Fucking excellent LD! 5 Liars...um I mean Lions.
MrRandom - December 1, 2009, 9:33 pm
Another version of 'Springer' Canada.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 9:32 pm
He has a show on TV, where sometimes he does paternity tests for hicks and black people. When the person is not the dad, thats what he says
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm
?
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 9:29 pm
@Canada, Do you know who Maury Povich, is?
CANADA - December 1, 2009, 9:25 pm
I dont get this
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 8:49 pm
Maury for the win!!!! and produce, why are you toying with us?
Produceman117 - December 1, 2009, 8:47 pm
**Joseph flips off the studio audience yelling out "Fuck y'all! I told you! I told you!"** 5Ls, Logic. Absolute winner.


STAGES OF LOVE - Love eats your brains long before you become a zombie ...


TAGS: stages of love eats brains
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

HappyNoodleGirl - May 4, 2012, 11:51 pm
I LOVE this xD totes was not expecting the zombies!


LOVE - The only emotion that can conquer all obstacles.


TAGS: love
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

spacedog - August 29, 2010, 5:38 pm
HA! The pics remind me of my marriage. The second frame I'm like... uh-oh what day of the month is it? Third frame... whew! Nice one KFD.


IF ONLY - I could exchange my heart for another liver That way I could drink more and care less


TAGS: exchange my heart for liver
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:17 am
Thanks Gary, Speak the truth or forever hold your bottle eh?
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:16 am
(bows) (thank you, thank you...) (you're too kind)
M0rd3kaI - March 30, 2012, 8:15 am
:) Thanks Rerun
GaryO - March 29, 2012, 7:53 pm
Nice one M0rd!
ianmaster - March 29, 2012, 6:53 am
pusong gawa ng pag ebeg na ah
caveman - March 28, 2012, 11:28 pm
(clap clap clap)
rerun - March 28, 2012, 7:53 pm

amsome
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 7:09 pm
Thanks Airman, coming from you it means a lot :D
Airman - March 28, 2012, 6:31 pm
Nice..
M0rd3kaI - March 28, 2012, 5:57 pm
Very, VERY Appreciated
Rick69 - March 28, 2012, 5:04 pm
Very, VERY Good...


AUDI DRIVERS -




FAITH -


TAGS: faith believe doubt
Rating: 4.26/5

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EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2012, 12:22 am
Too - frickin' - perfect!
falloutghoul - July 29, 2012, 6:52 pm
Agreed. Free "Kool-Aid" for everyone!
Sho - July 27, 2012, 7:26 pm
xD
GaryO - July 27, 2012, 4:11 pm
Hmmm, microwave…Fusion Activated Intensifies Thermal Heat…yup…..I believe
GaryO - July 27, 2012, 4:10 pm
Ah yes, faith. I know that one, and so does anyone that lives on the north Oregon coast…..I believe there really is a sun, and it dwells above the clouds, although I’ve never actually seen it…..I’ve taught my sons to also believe.
mariand - July 27, 2012, 2:36 pm
well played...
CloudchaserS - July 26, 2012, 11:17 pm
I believe there is a God and I think it's a horribly bad idea for one to just take some holy man's word for it without questioning what they say. Preachers intolerant of questions is a warning sign of a cult.
Sho - July 26, 2012, 11:08 pm
Ok. Will be my first post there lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 26, 2012, 11:04 pm
Yes, please do.5
spacedog - July 26, 2012, 10:36 pm
Haha! 5weet. I believe... you should put this on religifake.


Truth In Advertising -




ALZHEIMERS TEST -


TAGS: give me a sign
Rating: 4.86/5

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STP - September 8, 2013, 1:58 am
Interestingly, without looking at the answers, I thought: 1. FUNK 2. PULSE 3. SIX 4. PONDS 5. BOOKS 6. RANDOM
flutterdash123 - April 6, 2013, 4:52 pm
Wow, never expected that .3.
MercAlert - March 8, 2012, 6:36 pm
I actually only got 5 wrong. What can I say? I don't like condoms.
Airman - December 21, 2010, 3:34 pm
it is nice to see posters getting lots of votes again. Your changes worked Mr. M.
TheOne - December 21, 2010, 10:20 am
I feel retarded and cencored mind now,5L!
suenero - December 21, 2010, 4:57 am
A absolute complete 5L's!
hootizz - December 20, 2010, 11:30 pm
Love it.., not what I expected at all.., very funny..!! a 5L'er for sure...
SunnyDay - December 20, 2010, 8:05 pm
funny 5L
RandomPixilator - December 20, 2010, 7:08 pm
If this geezer was thinkin' what I was thinkin' THAT would be wrong. Eeeeww. Top poster btw LMAO


STILL HEROES - Just because you want to forget a war... doesn't mean you should forget the warriors.


TAGS: vietnam vets heroes
Rating: 4.76/5

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Thunderstrike - October 8, 2012, 11:16 pm
My dad was there. He said he got out in the early part of it before "it got nasty". He still doesn't talk about it though but I'm proud of him for serving.
Airman - June 1, 2012, 1:25 pm
Vietnam vets graduated from high school between 62 and 72. We're getting pretty old man.
pickleviper - June 1, 2012, 4:08 am
Exactly, cynic. Thanks for your comment.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:19 am
They’re usually those poor 5ouls on the streets, mentally disturbed from a war long forgotten, therefore cannot hold down a job, begging for change from a bunch of juveniles who can’t find Vietnam on a globe.


FRUSTRATION - Hung over, outa' coffee, can't find my lighter and what the hell are you looking at?


TAGS: kid hangover lighter
Rating: 4.46/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:45 pm
"I'm gonna be just like Mommy when I grow up... but I'm gonna start now."
RayZorZedge - June 9, 2010, 10:14 am
Thanks I've been doing these in my head, just to amuse myself. I found MotiFake while stumbling and thought; what the hell, why not?
suenero - June 6, 2010, 8:55 am
This is the funniest thing I seen in overr a month. Great work!


THE BARON - Finds your antics amusing


TAGS: baby wearing an oversized fake monocle
Rating: 4.02/5

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Airman - August 26, 2010, 7:12 pm
bump
EssenceOfJester - May 8, 2010, 11:27 pm
XD That's fucking hilarious!
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 11:07 am
hehehehehehehehehe
Airman - September 30, 2009, 10:48 am
this is one of my favorites now. Cracks me up


Just one goal -


TAGS: homeless dog man unconditional love
Rating: 4.97/5

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GaryO - August 15, 2013, 9:24 pm
Heck, yer the one makin’ good posters. I’m just voting. Thank YOU! (y’oughta seen my first posters….wait…don’t)
chickenlittle - August 15, 2013, 9:14 pm
Thanks for the encouragement GaryO :)
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 8:55 pm
Old stuff, but the good stuff gets old. A good ol’ 5 goes here.


STEVE JOBS -


TAGS: steve jobs tribute what a coincidence apple products
Rating: 4.29/5

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falloutghoul - October 8, 2011, 5:31 pm
DUDE!!!! XD


I MISS YOU -


TAGS: love rifle scope funny military
Rating: 4.8/5

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NickDahlmier - March 6, 2016, 6:54 pm
Some people you miss like a heartbeat: You really feel it at-first, but the pain subsides with time. Some you miss like a bullet... And lord-knows I can think of one that I do!
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 6:51 pm
"This is my rifle, this is my gun!" "This is for fighting, this one's for fun!"
tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 6:50 pm
Arsenal of Democracy.
tomyironmane - July 26, 2013, 2:36 pm
Ah yes, the Garand. For when you want a rifle that will outlast YOU.
MPsniper - June 26, 2012, 5:28 pm
i refer to them as firearms. firearm are a symbol of freedom.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 9:39 pm
Sorry Americans, Your obsession with Guns is just weird. (YaY Guns!)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2012, 9:38 pm
Guns!...Guns, Guns, Guns.....Gunnnnnsssssss.....I'm gonna visit the states soon and I need to practice....GUNS...wooo Guns!!! It's not an extension of my manhood....I just love guns!
MPsniper - June 25, 2012, 9:17 pm
i fired my M-1 Garand at camp perry....at 1,000 yards....every year at the nationals...with iron sights. rear sight up 53 clicks. 500 yards is childs play.
Nissta - June 25, 2012, 7:46 pm
I can hit a target at 500 with leaf sights and if I missed you it was only because I didn't want to hit you YET!! That and you'd fill your panties as the round passed......
caveman - June 25, 2012, 9:21 am
@sureok Go to this link and you'll be able to have that type of title http://wigflip.com/automotivator/
sureok - June 25, 2012, 8:38 am
How do you edit the main word? "I Miss You" and underline it? I went to advanced edititing, but couldn't figure it out. Nonetheless very nice!!!!!!!!!!


HONESTLY - How Can You ?


TAGS: poo honest honestly eat cartoon poop love
Rating: 3.94/5

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elixiri - August 2, 2011, 12:13 pm
This is the very first motifake I read a few months back and start camping here for a while now.


IT'S IN OUR BLOOD -


TAGS: gene pool men fishing proverb
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - January 11, 2016, 10:06 am
Well it seems that the time based repeat vote locking algorithm is somewhat less than eight months - so 5L again!
Greeny - April 27, 2015, 8:01 pm
Ha! Wait long enough & I'm able to give it another 5L!
spacedog - June 28, 2012, 11:10 pm
Thanks guys.
GaryO - June 28, 2012, 9:41 pm
Excellent
caveman - June 28, 2012, 9:25 pm
Can't.....stop........laughing
Greeny - June 28, 2012, 9:06 pm
lol


CLEVELAND BROWNS - Raining shit since 1964


TAGS: cleveland browns superbowl playoffs football
Rating: 3.31/5
Woodywood03a - December 6, 2009, 12:01 am
Oh yeah, HtD... They may want to really get ready for next season. Because, the team has gone south, because of the coach.
Woodywood03a - December 5, 2009, 11:59 pm
You got to keep believing that the Browns will win. Yeah, they did not been to the superbowl, but they will get there someday.
Marvin Wankerstein - November 3, 2009, 12:40 am
BS. Derek made it to the ProBowl. If they had a line that could block and someone who could catch passes he could get it done again. Unfortunately, they don't.
BigT - March 8, 2009, 1:43 pm
OH THE STEELER FANS!!!!! *SIGH* Truthfully if they trade Brady Quinn, I'm done forever!!
HtD - January 16, 2009, 5:32 pm
At least they aren't the Lions.


ECOLOGY -




BEHOLD THE MAN -


TAGS: defender freedom father honour love
Rating: 4.69/5

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bigsouthfork - December 2, 2012, 1:00 am
There is no greater love. Godspeed faithful friend.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 4:56 pm
I'm pretty sure the lady in the pic does.
mikemallett - April 16, 2011, 4:07 pm
Does anyone know who this soldier is?
mikemallett - April 16, 2011, 4:05 pm
Very moving..........
MilDoc - April 14, 2011, 4:41 pm
Excellent, RL. Truly moving. 5L's
rerun - April 13, 2011, 5:18 pm

gave me the shivers, excellent
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2011, 4:39 pm
Very moving pic. 5L RL.
Shadowjoe - April 13, 2011, 1:25 pm
Who can argue this?
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 12:26 pm
Wow, this is very intense, most excellent RL. Of course 5l's to you.
RetiredUSNChief - April 13, 2011, 12:25 pm
Well put.
NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 10:09 am
Five 5olemn thumbs up.
CaptainBaked - April 13, 2011, 9:51 am
This is deep RL... very well 5aid


YOU'RE SO STUPID - There's no bus short enough for you.


TAGS: insult snap bus vehicle
Rating: 4.28/5

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falloutghoul - December 15, 2011, 6:38 pm
Sorry, but there is a fine line between stupid and retarded: the retarded can't help themselves, while the stupid refuse to learn.


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